For most of us, fishkeeping is a serious business; it’s a very lucrative industry too. However, I’ll have to admit that I’ve never heard any decent fish jokes. Below are the best I’ve managed to find, please feel free to comment which is your favourite and suggest other jokes too.
Noah started building several arks for various parts of animal kingdom. One was a split level job for all the fish – a multi-storey carp ark
There’s plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.
Two parrots sitting on a perch…the first one says to the other “can you smell fish?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?…He prawned everything
Where do fish wash?…In a river basin
Where does seaweed look for a job?…In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
Why is a fish easy to weigh?… Because it has its own scales
Which fish is the most valuable?…A Goldfish
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?…Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? …Just for the halibut
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?… A motor pike
Which fish go to heaven when they die?…Angelfish
Men are like fish; neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouth shut.